So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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