I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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