oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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