coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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