The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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