ugly people sure do ruin things
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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