I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I have feelings that need drinking.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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