I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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