She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
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