what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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