Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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