I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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