What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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