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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Just invented taco cereal.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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