Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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