Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just saw a hot homeless man
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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