I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
