it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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