butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
