there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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