Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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