we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
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