Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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