That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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