Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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