hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
His hands were made for my vagina.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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