you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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