Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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