I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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