it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
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