walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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