Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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