His pubic hair was longer than his dick
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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