Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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