i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
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