Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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