belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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