This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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