This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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