how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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