butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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