i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
honey bunches of taint.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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