i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
And then he peed in my hair
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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