when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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