Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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