Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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