escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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