Fuck appropriateness.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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