Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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