like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
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