Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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