I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
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