So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Randomize