every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Randomize