Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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